Soccer match with fugly bastards.

WARNING: VULGAR POST. (and really long)

Swine flu outbreak Singapore :\
And they raised the alert to orange, I really pray that it doesn't spread any further and become like SARS.

Anyway, today's match was against ACJC and it was the first time in such a long time screaming like a mad ass and scolding upteen number of vulgarities.

The first thing was that I was super disappointed about was the captain of the ACJC team.
My gosh, I was so disappointed. I thought he would be like really hot or cute like what people said, but WHAM! Big fat disappointment, even MJ guys are so much better looking than he is.

So the match went on, and halfway we got scolded by Mr Chen for being spectators and not supporters, so we went high. ACJC scored their first goal, and everything was still all right. Till it got later into the game, AC was one helluva shit. They played dirty so obviously, and they were really shitly dirty. They shoved, toppled, and even tried to pick up a fight with our team guys. Oh, the referees were BLIND. They didn't notice AC fouling, oh no they were perfect angels, oh so holy. Pieces of shit, when our guys collide into them not intentionally, the referees suddenly could see so clearly and kept blowing their whistles.

Jolly good arseholes seriously.

Number 26 aka the captain aka fugface was helluva ass. He has such a shit attitude and he kept venting his anger by kicking his bottle. Oh for goodness sake, how the fuck did you become captain anyway? He kept wasting time and halfway he got cramps or shitnots. AW SO SAD, YOU THINK I BELIEVE? Oh fuck man, it was so fake. Gosh, get someone from drama to act la okay. I feel disgusted with such poor acting skills, it makes me wanna barf.

One of the AC guys wanted t pick up a fight with our captain and he shoved him. Hello asshole, can't you see Meridians are civilised not like you savages?

Comic relief: Number 13 got hit at his balls.

We laughed like shit, serves that Mr one balless right for being such an ass and such a terrible actor. He knocked into my team's guy and in the end he was the one in pain when ours picked himself up quickly and resumed playing the game. He was such a tattletale, I wonder if he ever got his balls back at the field, or did they get lost?

So much fouls, so much blindness.
The whole gallery of Meridians were screaming cheers and fucks like no tomorrow. The referees are like fucked up seriously, I wonder if they were bribed.
They dare say our team poached people cause Obajay(?) is an African American, then what are you people? Poach referees? Who's the suckers eh?

And fuck bodoh, the match ended five to ten minutes too early. I seriously doubt the credibility of the shithead referees. We lost to AC, 2-1. Damn those buggers seriously, I was on the verge of crying. The dejected looks on the guys' faces are enough to send me bawling at the top of my voice. Especially my ex candy's face, shit bodoh ):

& dear number 26, I believe MJ's captain is like the epitome of a good sportsman, with a good attitude who deserves to be the captain, unlike you fugly toot who apparently has a shit attitude and a lousy sportsmanship. Gosh, you can't even match up to him pabo.

Oh, I love Meridians, they're an awesome bunch.
A group of AC people were walking on the track just below the gallery, and they started shouting "Go home la, fuck sia" and started pointing middle fingers at them. Awesome shitzzzz, you stupid foulers deserve it, yucks. One thing I hate most are people who play dirty to get what they want. (rolls eyes)

& to further emphasize AC number 26's fucked attitude is that of when he walked past us outside the fence when we were walking to the gate. Tam was talking to Su in a really loud voice, and he started snickering and laughing at her and kept turning to look at her. Omg, you suck ballz Adam. Such a fugger, argh. I saw him up close and he looked like a damn gorilla, you can't compare to MJ guys you toot.

Oh, but I think our team was playing quite badly just now. Their attack was really really weak, Obajay always had no one to support him, thus resulting in them not able to score goals. I don't know la, I pray that they'll recover and pull themselves back togeher again, i don't think I can take anymore heart attacks.

I've never scolded so many f words in such a short span of two hours?
Zzzz, I felt so dirty.

Anyway, whatever la.
House comm meeting today and it was an eye opener.
The people I thought was against me were the ones who helped to pull me into House Comm.
I AM SO SORRY! I am really sorry for doubting you all ): Sorry sorry sorry sorry!
ThankyousomuchIcan'tthankyouenough,loveyoudeepdeepdeep!

I think Atlas House Comm will be fun to work with :)
I can spam people with my awesome jokes! Awesome or not? Of course la, it's me the princess remember? HAHAHA.

Okay, I shall fly away to watch Vampire Knight.
It's a little addictive la huh.

Good night everyone, I wanna kick some people's butts.

BTW, I wanted so badly to go up t the AC guys and say "Hi, can I have your number" (real sweetly and shyly) and afterwhich "NOT" and proceed to kick them real hard down there.

AWESOME.

Oh.

Zero biting Yuki's neck in Vampire Knights is strangely erotic.

Don't bother.

WARNING: Don't bother reading if you can't stand moodswings, I'm having them now.

Oh damn, I eat until too full already. It feels disgusting, lollllll.

We received our roles today, and I got the role of the publicity i/c.
I was shocked cause Su was supposed t get that, and she was really upset about not getting it.
I'm so sorry :\
I feel like I've robbed her of her position.
So basically, I feel like shit even up to now.
I'm so sorry.

I can't take it typing an emo post here.
Post up on lj.

I'm happy, for once.

So much for sleeping at 10pm, lol.

I swear I smell fried chicken and it's making me super hungry. (No Connie, no eating you fat ass)
It's the first time in like days that I feel so relieved of mega loads.
PI third draft is done, there's no homework to hand in tomorrow and I got into House Comm :D

I was so stunned after I called back the missed call.
Hinkai told me I got in, and when he put down the phone, I started jumping around (literally) and started shrieking over the phone when Erfi called.

(My father's being such a nag about me banging his car door now and I feel really irritated. Why can't people stop nagging especially old people.)

Thank you all for believing in me when I didn't believe in myself. I'm really lucky to have you all as friends :) Love you allllllllllll!

Omg, I'm in love with Vampire Knights, sorta.
I wanna read the manga, I read it halfway though cause the rest were yet to be published ):
Damn, I've a fetish for vampires, who are hot.
They're like the Romantic heroes, without chest hair. Thank God.

All right, I'll try t finish off the episode and go get my beauty sleep.
Awesome! Goodnight peep poles.

Damn youtube, it's such an ass.

Miracles.

I love simple dresses.
Because they're so pretty and because they can hide my thigh fats.

Argh, I can't believe I'm lusting after dresses ._.
Damn, I wish I was skinny ):

Asyraf said I sound like a mad woman in my posts.
Really? Aw damn.

Oh, I have a reason to smile today.
I CAN SLEEP AT LIKE TEN OR EARLIER.
Awesome shitzxz, finally a night where I can have more than three hours of sleep.

I feel so relieved, oh thank God :)

Okay, I feel like I can do lots and lots of studying now.
I wanna thank God so much, even with my pathetic faith He pulled me through.
Thank God.

Ok, I shall pierce a earhole.
After I get approval from Mummy la duh, awesome!

Clinging on to that thread of sanity.

I'm sorry, my emotions went out of control.

My stomach hurts to the max, the heat is unbearable, I realised Singapore don't have creative juices to curb underage sex, my dad is talking damn loudly, I feel damn irritated and annoyed and I hate seeing the words sex so much.

My patience is wearing thin.

God, give me strength.

A sudden urge.

I've this really HUGE urge to be damn haywire.
I feel like being a damn bitch.
I feel like being damn superficial.

I feel like being some super materialistic, superficial, haywire bitch.

God, help me.
Now I know why people party like 24/7.
Yah, it's to party their freaking troubles away.

WATCH ME.

Feed the flame.

Mampos.
Geog is nowhere done and Literature homework is none existent.

My mum confiscated my phone, dammit.
I heard the results are out, not sure if it's true.
It's bothering the heck outta me.

Astons and bbt with the usual people, I miss being carefree.
I owe Shaun $10, shit.
& I let slip of my tongue when I was ranting and scolded wtf pretty loud, before I realised I was near the church vicinity.
Someone slap me.

Anyway, pooping gives me great joy.
I feel thin cause everything seems to be not absorbed by my body.
Feel only, not exactly thin, tsk.

Justin says I look too ladylike today.
Nice implication that I dress like a tomboy, z.

Bullocks, weathering makes me wanna tear the notes into pieces.
Life sucks, what's new?

You spin my head right round.

FINALLY.

I found a romance novel whose main lead is not a hairy carpet!
Oh thank God, I'm beginning to think all guys are like hairy Orang Utans.

If you're wondering where the simile of like a hairy carpet came from, it was Maya's idea.

I was complaining about how gross it is for guys t have chest hair, and that romantic heroes were forever hairy. And thus this led to the complain of hairy angmos (no offence). Plus I vowed that hairy guys turn me off, and she agreed. She was telling me about how she complained to her mum about Bollywood actors being so hairy and proceeded to exclaim that they don't know what are razors used for. And while we were climbing up the stairs to lit class, she suddenly said 'Yah, guys who don't shave are like carpets'

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
I think Maya's damn cute, lol!

Well, as you know I'm a bit cuckooed, so I went to search for razors that'll help guys become less like Orang utans and more like people.
& no offence, guys with beards are like temporary squirrels. Betcha they can hide the food in their beards and store up for winter.

Oh look, these shavers look like they can rip off your skin O.O
But I think they're quite inefficent in shaving carpets. To rid of hairy carpets, I suggest one uses brazillian wax.
It's instantaneous.

On the left is a girl shaver. So cute right! It's like pink and sweet. shows that girls are not monyats, perfectly civilised and demure people :)
OH, the one on the right is an eyebrow shaver. No wonder it's so small, but what if people had hairy carpet eyebrows? Brazillian wax, works everytime. No eyebrows? Shave off fine hairs with them, have a fresh, clean look.

In conclusion, stay less hairy.
It's inevitable that people have hair, but if you have excess especially not on your head, you should shave them off and give them to carpet companies, they need it to produce carpets.
It'll be for a good cause, I promise.

I am procrastinating yet again.
God, help me.

Something for you t laugh about.

Spot me, gosh.
I wanna bury my head in the ground.
Secondary two, what a difference from now.

Finally every tear has dried,
I've wiped you from my life.
Oh by the way,
I've found someone who gives me space,
who keeps me safe.

Funny.

The doctor said I had sensitive eyes and asked me if I put make up.
Obviously not, if I did you wouldn't be able to see my pimples right.
So he came to a conclusion that it was a lack of sleep.

(Applause)

Staying home's not good for your weight.

I kept eating cakes, sandwiches, chocolates, bananas, nuggets plus I read like four (forbidden by my mum) romance novels, read New Moon, read Wicked Lovely, rekindled my distaste for Jacob, thought about how no guy will be perfect like Edward, got jealous of Bella, scoffed at male chauvinism, rolled my eyes at willingly seduced women, got irate at me needing to wear specs, swore a little at the weather, wished I had my long hair back, itched to slap myself for yesterday, burned in humiliation at the thought of meeting people, prayed fervently that they'll forget what I said, got disgusted with my fat thighs.

I did everything but do my homework and revise for upcoming tests.

GG, I'm mighty proud.

Damn, romance novels are like porno seriously. I practically skip all the parts, and am left with very few pages to read.
All right, I shall stop being so sarcastic and angsty.

Goodness, I thought I got over this stage already.
Lol, apparently not.

Dear stomach flu,
when the heck are you gonna inflict me?

With love,
Your ever patient victim.

Random thought.
I think closet bisexuals are hazardous.
I know I'm not supposed t be judgemental but it's so sick.
Especially if the person says a bj feels good no matter whether a guy or a girl gives it, and smiles when you ask how would you know.

I'm getting goosebumps.
(Shivers)

Screwed.

Argh econs, it turns me off.

House comm interview today.
I'm a whacked kid, I'm such an idiot.
I wanna forget what happened so badly but I can't, I harp on things, I remember them oh so vividly.
Damn my freaking character, damn the fact that I remember everything that hurts or affect me, damn that I can remember all the freaking retarded stuff.

Damantion.

I promise I won't be weepy.
I promise I won't break down.
I promise I won't fucking stutter when I'm nervous.
I promise I won't look like an introvert.

I promise I will try to fucking forget everything and concentrate on studying.

Dear Connie,
You have a fucked up mind.

Thankyou Erfi, Syafiah, Suhaidah, Danial, Shazunah, Soleil, Ranice, Meradyn, Sze-ern.

The wind's awfully strong now, and it's beating against my house's windows.

It's so freaky.
It's so strong that the trees are swaying so hard, bending their trunks.

When Mummy called me to go and close the windows, I glanced out and saw the sky and trees.
The first thing that came t my mind was rapture.
You don't know how afraid I was. I was like praying in my head saying "Dear God, no please not now"

Yes, my QT has been horrendous, is still horrendous but will not be horrendous any longer.
I betcha it's a sign to do my QT.

The next time, I will be ready.

Doobeedoop.

My eye is like screwed or something ):
That means I have t wear specs for awhile :\ Hello aunty-ness.

Apparently my nose and eye system is haywired. When my eyes tear, my nose leaks, when my nose leaks, my eyes tear. It's a super painful, it hurts so badly x123456789 that I just wanna close my eyes and cry.

Lol.

House comm rally today and I wanted t kill myself.
I was 1) very nervous, 2) so unprepared.
I wanted to badly to cry after I said my speech cause I sounded so freaking dumb.
I'm so sorry if I seem like a milksop to you and no, I'm so not a milksop thankyou.

You know, faith the size of a mustard seed does miracles.
And thank God I got through the first round. I feel so undeserving for His blessing cause I doubted for several fleeting moments about Him helping me through after I prayed.

Tomorrow's the interview, wish me luck :)

OH. I've aimed to get at least an E for this coming econs test.
Study study study, whoohoo baby.

Dear Hazel,

GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR INTERSCHOOLS :D
Win and treat me k!

A little too?

Su's post inspired me to post up the photos.
Actually, you should just visit facebook, unglam x123456789
Pictures up for Naeem housewarming.
Thankyou Naeem :D

My homosexual family.
I'm the bung with my two wives and many children.
Oh look, there is a deceased grandfather there.
LOL.


I miss my long hair and fringe ):

It gets kind of lonely at one plus in the morning when everyone's offline, and I'm like a toot still online doing stuff.

Tsk.

Apparently my bloody wireless is unaccessible cause of some atomal whatever the shit is error occurred.
Mardhiah said it only happened if I visited some porn site.

I wonder how porno can the Yorkshire Dales be?
REAL PORNO CAUSE THE LIMESTONE IS BARED.

Amazing, I can't believe my humour.
It's so dry that an arid environment is my pathetic fallacy.

My eyeballs hurt like shit, and I'm struggling to study Geography after eating one banana, a cup of milo with nine pieces of Julie's biscuits.
PI is like a bitch not even done yet, Ms Wong will chop off my head.
In less than twelve hours, there's a Geography test and I'm not ready.
In less than eight hours, I have to make a speech for the house comm rally.

I'm so not a speech-y person, I prefer doing stuff to yakking my butt off.
Damnation, watch me screw it up.

On the bright side, my 2.4 improved by 28 seconds.
Running the night before helps I guess, I can't wait for the day where I can run fourteen minutes and below.

All right, my eyes are being bitches.
Goodnight earth.

Loved and am loving.

Team 2008

The photo inside the gym is humungous(?) !
Let me show you the size of it.

Joanne and I\Vino and I.
(The board's like half off our body! And we look like we not wearing clothes, lol)


Canteen with the refreshments after speech day.


Joanne, Me, Hazel, Vino, Ruo Ning.
Awesome right! Look at that big shiny B Girls' trophy man!
Temasek rockzzzz.

Geography's an arse, good bye.
Credits to Joanne :D

The next time Mr Patrick swears in class and say "Jesus Christ!", I'll freaking tell him that it's bloody offensive and it's so wrong to use God's name as a disgusting swear word.

I'm sorry, I hate it when people make fun of God's name, I'll feel like punching the person so hard that the person'll faint and collapse.

I have violent tendencies.

Hallelujah.

TEMASEK TEAM 2009 I LOVE YOU!

I love you all t the max.
You girls and guys are awesome shitzzzz.
Omg, I'm so proud of all of you!

Congratulations to all the B girls, you all once again kept the championship!
I love y'all t bits and pieces!
When I knew of the news, it was during speech day in the hall and I wanted t scream and cry for joy.
I was freaking happy, like yipeedoodeedoo!
We managed t pass on the baton to people who fit the roles :)

Congratulations to all the C girls for being runner up.
Although you lacked in numbers but you thrashed Crescent Girls! It's awesome all right, cause they have a free flow of girls and we don't.
Don't worry, there're still many opportunities to kick KC's asses :)
Gambate kkkkk.

Congratulations to the four B boys who took K4!
You guys are awesomezzzzzzzzzzz! You got third for your race, and I'm mighty proud :D
Jiayou k, you'll reach your goals soon :)
& stop being so sick in the mind, and stop calling me horny if not I'll slap your faces.

Congratulations to the C boys, especially the KungFu Pandas!
Double gold, I never knew it would be possible. Awesome la kkkkkk, pwn all the guy schools :D
Continue t work hard k, cannot rest on your laurels, lol.

I'm really proud to be from Temasek canoeing before.
Yesterday was the post dinner and I saw Vino, Joanne, Hazel, Brenda, Victoria, Yuan Song, Ruo Ning, John and Pam after a few kazillion years.
I missed everyone so much all right, but just not John, not that much.
He's still such an egoistical arse (rolls eyes), just like that bloody Mr Yong.
I can't stand both of them seriously.

Anyway, yesterday's post competition dinner sent me on a trip to nostalgia.
My heart was aching to go back to the past where all of us were back in the team once again.
It's like part of me was left behind in the team and the school, granted I hated Physics, Chemistry and Lit lessons. But I still mis everything so much ):

I miss training like a retard everyday, the running of ten rounds around school (ironically), the stupid benchpress, the twelve sets of suicides, superman, burpies, capsizing in a bloody K1, swearing my head off, monitor lizards, drinking reservoir water, the ridiculously hot sun, the rubbish sayings of the juniors, tanned arms and legs, teasing people of being charcoal, the jerseys, colourful fbts, muddy haviannas, after trainings lunch or dinner, rushing off dirty and wet for tuition, pre competition dinners, Jerry King's freaking unpredictable moodswings, dry paddling, monkeys, Mr Ho and Mr Iskandar's teasings, the hot steps, self rescuing, 2-4 km warm ups, people falling into the water, speedboats, people swearing like no tomorrow, blisters, tears, sweat, unglam hairstyles, daily rantings about bestfs\boyfs\husbands, proclamations of being married, complaints, rants, frustration, crams, fatigue, studying together, desperation of losing weight, cutting inner thighs, tearing and scarring of skin, sunburn, pre comp jitters, Jerry's 'Yes we can', Jerry's wanting the B girls title back before he left, bananas, chicken rice, 100 plus, jackets zipped all the way, deep heat rub, sleeping in tents, bimbotic and crazy moments, racing of pulse at the starting line, TEN UPS, being intimadated by the opponents' sizes, psychoing ourselves, the goal of four golds, visualizations, the overwhelming urges to cry after each race, screaming and cheering, the lactic acid in the middle of the race, the desperation in wanting to win, the burden of needing to help the team win, the shout and jumps of joy when we win the title, the tears we shed when Jerry lifted the B girls championship, the juniors all smiling and happy and least but not least, the best friends I've made in the team.

I seriously feel like crying buckets.
I'm still suffering from freaking withdrawals from team 2008, I so badly wanna go back in time.

I'm not someone who has a best friend or a close friend that easily.
If I feel intimidated I will cease talking to you, if you invade my space I will shun you.
I take time to find someone I confide in, and I like to sit back and watch conversations go on between people.
I realize I'm losing the essence of something in my character, lol.
& the dingdongs are all in different jcs, worse still, Andra, Shanying and Peiyin are in poly and our timetables almost don't meet.
And Jonathan, I'm only gonna type this once.
I miss Jonathan being there for me to rant to and hit, plus turning around during Physics class to talk t him and Ashley, and I miss the outings with the 4/7 peep poles.

Gah, sorry for being such an emo momo.

Okay, on the bright side, I realized I've had an electric shock before :D
It was at night and my room lights weren't on, too lazy to turn it on.
Then I went to try to on the switch for the charger, then I accidentally touched the already on switch with the plug metal thingammys exposed.
And I got a shock when like something travelled up my arm, then my fingers became damn numb.
Then after a few minutes, I was like 'Oh, I got electrocuted'

Hahahaha, damn cool right!

And I got another brainless moment yesterday in Temasek's general office.
Was supposed to collect my testimonial thing from the office, (sidetrack a bit) and the two counter guys were super cute O.O I got a massive shock.
Unfair, why in the four years I was in Temasek, got no cute counter guys one??
And when I leave they appear T.T
If I were the tms girls, I would pretend to be sick everyday and stay at the sick bay siol.
If Mjc had such cute guys, I will take the green form everyday.

(back on track)
As I was saying, I was supposed t check for eight pages in the book.
I tried counting for about five minutes and said "How do you count?"
And Vino grabbed it from me and counted for me, I'm so sorry.
My brains suddenly shrunk and disappeared, great.
Embarrassing you know, the guy was staring at me like I was an idiot ._.
Bet he was wondering how the heck I got into MJ, yeeeesh.

All right, I realized I have a HUGE STACK of work to do.
At least four tests next week, two PI drafts to complete and the damn Geog project by next week.

Oh, life's such an ass.

Finals.

Today's the big day for Temasek cause they're gonna kick asses.

HAPPY BUTT KICKING DARLINGZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Yeah Temasek you're gonna kick some ALL the butts now.

Good luck team '09, I don't think I can rush down to watch though ):
All the best and give them your backwash kkkkkkkk.

I feel damn pissed that I can't go and support.
I wanna cry, scream and cheer with them so badly.

Oh, and today's the day I'm gonna get me Ipod touch.

Yum, my angpao money's still intact.

Yesahbaby.

I want t get an I-touch!

Awesome man, two soccer matches today.
Tjc vs HCI and Mjc vs Srjc.
I think Tj won and I think Mj won, didn't stay t watch the entire match.

Oh, there was a classic today during the match.
A is from the Mjc team and B is from Srjc.

So A and B were both running towards the ball and bumped into each other.
A was bigger in size and thus B sorta bounced off her and fell.
The referee blew the whistle and eight from Srjc went t 'complain' and pointed to A, accusing her of injuring her team mate.

LOL.

No offence, this is one seriously funny thing t happen during soccer.
HAHAHAHA, telling it to you face t face will be funnier :D

I'm super proud of Temasek team 2009!
They did so well for the heats, love you girls and guys :D
I so wanna go and catch the finals, I wanna watch them kick butts!

You think pooping makes you lose weight?
I wanna get stomach flu siol, zz.

I know you people are sick of me ranting about cute guys, but one last time pleaseeeee!

HYUN JOONG DYED HIS HAIR DARK BROWN!
MY HUSBAND TO BE :D
ILOVEHIM,HEE.

Chop.

I CHOPPED OFF MY HAIR.

It's freaking short.

Time to slim down my thighs, they don't go with the hairstyle.
High cheekbones and angular jaw please - no such thing.

Boo, I have panda eyes.
Free panda show, save on air tickets to China.

Hilary Duff is awesome, I love her songs.
Hahaha, don't ask me why.
I just so happen to like teensy poppers, they're kewl kids.
BoA's eat you up is hot stuff.
Sometimes I wish I knew how t dance, especially hiphop.
Girls who do B girling are hot all right.
Yes, I'm perfectly straight thankyou.

I've got to get an Ipod touch.
Grrrrrr, temptation baby.

I shall be a loser and do my work now.
Good bye peep poles.

(My ex candy still looks good playing soccer, damn)

Dang, I fell asleep till two D:

Weathering's a bitch, I can't grasp it :\
Taming of the shrew makes my eyes cross.

AH OMG, NATIONALS IN BARELY FOUR HOURS!

I doubt anyone will read this but,

Dear Temasek Team 2009,

I wish you all the best for the upcoming four days of competition :)
You people have trained so hard for this day, and it's time to show them what you've got.
Faith the size of a mustard seed makes miracles.
Even when everything's not going as planned (TOUCH WOOD), I believe faith will pull you true.
No matter what, don't give up and continue to perservere cause the prize is waiting for you at the finishing line.
I've 110% faith that you guys will get what you want, and 110% that you guys are the best :)

Remember Vino's quote?

"Pain is temporary, glory is forever"

It's time for you to shine, so shine real bright k?

Omg, I will pray for you all.
& love you all super deep deep deep.

Hwaiting!

Ahhhhhh, go Temasek, you guys are da bombz.
Go and kick butts and ride waves :)

All right, in less than four hours I will have a Taming of the Shrew test.

Dammit.

Dang baby.

Hi, what do you do with super cute guys?

Stare and smile.
Yah i've been doing this for the past who knows how long.

Hyung Joong and Hwang Bo perfomance.

Oh gosh, I wish his hair was like the colour above.

It's better than the lighter brown, but whatever.

& he plays the bass guitar really well! (grins like a toot)

& the front part of the performance damn cute, omg.

Joongbo couple is super cute la can, lolllll.

Although he's mine.

& I seriously love his WGM stage, dye back your hair colour la!

& I will seriously die of heartbrokenness(LOL) if he really gets married.

HE'S STILL CUTE.

PI is seriously making me wanna kick its butt, if it had a butt anyway.

Anyway, Naeem's housewarming was a blast baby :D

Her house is so huge and she has a pink toilet!

I betcha I get gained like a few kg there just by eating la.

Camwhoring and ANTM parody is super hilarious, no pictures available with me though :\

Thank you Naeem for the awesome housewarming :D

Omg, I can't wait for 09A302 t have a class chalet.

It's going t be mega fun, hahahaha. We don't need a chalet, we got Su's house, lol!

Okay, thou shan't be distracted T.T

O h look, it's 5:04 am and I'm not half done.

GG.

Love like oxygen.

Hello earthlings, I was late for school cause I was doing PI ._.
I spent like $20 on cabfare today cause both taxi drivers were bodohs who didn't know where Meridian was and where Temasek poly was.

What on earth.

Anyway, was supposed to do up the events board with the rest, but Mummy didn't allow me t stay for the movie marathon, as usual.
I feel deprived seriously.

Good Friday tomorrow and its Naeem's housewarming too! :D
Exciting stuff, hahahaha.

Apparently joining cheerleading helps raise your chances to get into house comm o.o
I withdrew though, it's not me. I know I'd rather be playing the games during Colloseum(?) than be doing cheerleading.
Su and I made a pact not to compromise who we are just for the sake of entering house comm, after all it is who you are that counts not what you do :)

Anyway, I'm like watching fancams now :B
Hyun Joong is super hot okay, I feel like dying.

U R Man Hyun Joong fancam.

Deja Vu Hyun Joong fancam.

I love it when he wears eyeliner :B
Heeeeee, I know I am weird right but he is the ultimate hotness seriously.
& he has become so thin ): I wanna cry siol, lolllllllll.

Okay, I shall aim to finish watching BOF by this weekend.
I think it's impossible, lol.

Yeah k, I shall continue to indulge in my short span of freedom before this night ends.

G'dnight.

I AM SO FUCKING STRESSED THAT I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING THE FUCKING WALL.

FUCK BODOH.

Happy birthday.

HAPPY SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY SHANNIE BANANANIE :D
May you age with grace and love you deep deep! :D

Went out t celebrate with Shannie and Andra at Changing Appetites, super bloated after that. The spagetti was like cheese x123456789.
Went to Kenny Rogers cause they needed t sort out their scheduele, hehhhhh. I don't need t work :D
Trained t Tampines Starbucks and got Shannie her birthday cake with an imaginary candle and a flame.
Super sinful I tell you, I bet I gained like 76243347673 kg after eating it ):

Ahhhhh, Peiyin! Get well soon k? I so must meet up with you soon.
I miss the girls so much la, and Andra got braces!
I also want siol, my teeth is crooked t the max, hahahaha.

Uh oh, cheerleading trials tomorrow.
I'm like so going t be the tree T.T Wait a minute, I doubt I will even get in, hahahahha.
Can you imagine me being a cheerleader?

NAH.

Oh btw, my china maid photo is on the board already.
I feel damn embarrassed of what I wrote.
I sound like a weirdo in my profile, which I am but still..
HAHAHA, i hope no one recognises me man. Lolllll.

Anyway, I feel super proud of my desktop picture.
It makes me want t do Project Work, extra motivation.
Hahahahaha, my dad will get a heartattack if he sees it, lol!

Okay, I shall be good and proceed t do my work now.
Hahhhhhhhh.

Karma bites back.

Hello, it has been quite a depressing day for our class :\
Jessie has left for Australia just now and Erfi's in the hospital ):

Omg, I hope that Jessie will love Australia and come back soon. Class won't be the same without her.
& get well soon Erfi! Come back t soon kkkkk?

Went to the Japanese cemetery today for chinese.
Zomg, it looked more like park than a cemetery ._.
It's super well cared for la, and got a lot of tombstones :D

& guess what? I put on another 2kg over the past two weeks.
WHAT THE THWACK.
Seriously, there's something wrong with me.
ARGH, I will not eat anything for a month la ok, wtf.

Gahhhhh, I feel like killing myself.
On the bright side, Naeem's housewarming is this friday!
Omg, I can't wait :D

Movie marathon and night cycling! But I don't know if Mummy allow la ):
Okay, got t do some research for geography and research more for pw.

Life sucks, I know right.

Fugly.

OKAY MY FUGLY PHOTO.

I cant believe I'm going to submit this stupid photo for my House Comm form D:
Su suggested a disclaimer: P.S I don't usually look like this.

Of course la! This is bloody embarrassing :\
I swam 50 laps yesterday! Achievement, then I pigged out again ._.
I'm forever pigging out la ok, that's why my face and thighs are so huge and fat ):

Anyway, Taming of the Shrew is ah-nnoying.
I can't stand reading one line and then proceeding t read the connotations.
I've been procrstinating for far too long, and videos are so not helping.

Yah! Kim Bum has never had a girlfriend before!
Omg, I can be his first :B Hahahahaha.
& I watched like the fan cam for the Japan concert for SS501 and I was almost evaporated.
Hyun Joon has a super hot body okay! & Hyun Joong hurt his shoulder then can see him wince )':
& another fancam that shows the U R MAN fan cam for Hyun Joong.

I think I am in love.

I know I'm supposed t be doing my work but

HYUN JOONG IS SO HOT I FEEL LIKE DYING NOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM DANCE WHAT THE HELL HE'S SO SEXY!

I think I'm in love.

Insulting.

Thank God stupid econs is over, I'm aiming for a sub pass though.

The weather's super hot nowadays and pe was in the super duper hot sun.
I thought I died.
I stank sky high siol, thank God there wasn't Chinese lessons if not I'll stink the whole class, lol.

Anyway, met Mummy and Aunty Bel at Bedok Interchange.
We went t the lingerie shop t get half singlets for Kelly, so my mum was asking the lady if they had half singlets for specifically eleven year old kids.

(the whole conversation was in chinese)

Mummy: Do you have half singlets for eleven year olds?
Woman: Yah yah.
Woman: What size?
Mummy: Uh the smallest size la.
Woman: (looks at me) For her ah.
Me: (What the heck look)
Mummy: It's not for her.

(At the cashier after choosing three)

Woman at the counter: You want anything else?
Mummy: Nope.
Woman at the counter: (looks at the half singlets' size and look at me) I think a bit small for her, maybe get a bit bigger.
Mummy: It's not for her.
Me: 小姐，我是穿普通的可以嘛。(I wear normal bra la can)
(Smiles really sarcastically and rolls my eyes at her)
Aunty Bel: What xiao jie, ah mm la wl.

Wa asshole siol, I know I flat la but I don't wear half singlets you bodoh.
I'm 17 not 11 you toothead, I wear a proper bra la!
The next time, I so promise I will bite the person's head off.
I've never been so insulted in my entire life la, wth.

Oh. anyway I found Baby and Me!
Omg, awesome shitxzxzx Jang Geun Suk is so droolworthy :D

Oh and I finally switched to IE to read Jumpingnutz and I finally watched the videos! AH, I LOVE 2E1 :D & the song Lollipop is so catchy! Plus I love the Lollipop phone, and the Anycall one with Ga Eul and Yi Jung! :D

Lollipop MV.
I've got t agree with Hazel that Top's cheekbones are da bombzzz.
That's why he's my boyf la, and I also want siol!


Plus I want this phone! Omg, so cute laaaaa.

Gosh, i wanna change my smelly phone D:
I don't mind a Cyon Edge also, but Singapore don't have ):

Man, Korean business people are so good at advertising.
They've got the appeal man, whoohoo.

Resolution.

I'll not cut my hair till I lose 5kg and become 5x.

I feel stupid.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!

All right, I've got t admit that our plan (Su and I) was an utter failure mainly because we couldn't act angry.
Yeah, we planned t complain t the rest about how irritating each other was and was t have a verbal fight.
Yah right, the verbal fight made us dissolve into giggles la.
Hahahahaha, on the bright side Nizam believed us.
Will do this next year again to make it more convincing, hahaha.

Oh and the house comm thing was bloody embarrassing.
I bet everyone thinks I'm stupid or whatever.
Hin Kai passed me the mike first and I didn't have anything to say, I was so high strung can you imagine what the speech sounded like?

Me: Hi I'm Connie (Really high pitched) from 09A302. Uh, I want to run for house comm because I want t do something for our house. Omg, I'm so sorry I don't know what t say. (flushes red and passes mike to Alfoncius(?)

My gosh, I sounded like a stupid bimbo + bitch.
I was the only one like that ok, the rest were so cool la, tsk.
Someone slap me, brainless moments are so not supposed t happen at critical situations :\

On the bright side, Syafiqah, Su and I are attached t Liming!
Hahaha, Liming's nice so I feel safe with her :D

All right, major crisis here.
I've got econs and gp t study for and I'm not even a quarter through econs yet.
Someone kick me please, omg.

All right, I'll stop ranting now.

BOF marathon please.